The Good Ol' Boys

good time Jimmy Swaggert he made a small mistake
she says he is a pervert one night is all it takes
good try Jerry Fallwell i hope you land in hell
insurance for my soul is not something you sell
good for Jimmy Baker the pious law breaker
take one look at Tammy no wonder he'd forsake her

my Lord is steadfast
my Lord makes thundersmash
my Lord is not short of cash

practice what you preach confess every sin
so he believes in God does God believe in him?

my Lord loves humble folk
my Lord don't drink no coke
my Lord is not going broke

i see them on the t.v. asking for my pay
if heaven's so expensive tell me why he prays

my Lord is my next of kin
my Lord don't drink no gin
my Lord is gonna let me in

pay in cash or c.o.d.
``you know that money's not for me''
me and Jerry Fallwell making friends
``if you get down on your knees and praise the Lord
there's nothing that you can't afford!''

my Lord is my next of kin
my Lord forgives my sins
my Lord is gonna let me in