Laser Burners:
HAIL THE DARK LORD MARDUK, INCARNATE, AND RAISE THE FIERY PENTAGRAM OF THE AGE OF HORUS' RETURN TO BAPHOMET!
on another note… i was at some hipsteriffic loft-party in bushwick on friday nite, and ran into your straight up, bar none doppelganger… i had to take his photo for you just to prove it… but it turned out too dark, damn treo. anyway, your long-lost twin walks the ungentrified warehouse district of east williamsburg… lol.
its uncanny, actually. when i saw him, i ran up to him straight away, cause i thought by some weird fluke, you had shown up at said party. i was a tad let down to find that it was some random joe.
^self:
Austin would never speed or otherwise break the law, weeb!
docrix:
… and when the evil odometer stars aligned, the culdisac cops from hell showed up and towed Austie's sweet ride for the second time in less than a year, for the same, sad reason…
i am klaus:
imagine if you were going 66 mph?! straight to hell.
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on another note… i was at some hipsteriffic loft-party in bushwick on friday nite, and ran into your straight up, bar none doppelganger… i had to take his photo for you just to prove it… but it turned out too dark, damn treo. anyway, your long-lost twin walks the ungentrified warehouse district of east williamsburg… lol.
its uncanny, actually. when i saw him, i ran up to him straight away, cause i thought by some weird fluke, you had shown up at said party. i was a tad let down to find that it was some random joe.