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Laser Burners: yum. teleport to me plz.

sdbrown: Always worthwhile.

SMOKEHARD: i am drinking Sapporo right now. my can says “cooperative contracted cultivation” on it.

SMOKEHARD: nice sake collection back there.

Laser Burners: i am drinking a presidente right now. the label indicates that it is brewed with corn grits. that must be why i like it, because i love grits. and beer. and whats on sale at the bodega.

there is a random spot in brooklyn that has the dry sapporo on tap, which ive never seen before. in my dream-life, someone actually pays me to scooter there for lunch and/or dinner there every weekday and gorge on foamy sapporo and herculean servings of natto rolls.

oh shit. i think ive got the munchies.